The Relationship I Never Knew I Was In
Posted by: becausewereawesome on: January 21, 2011
When you’re dating a guy, you know it. At least, I sure hope you know it. Unfortunately, two nights ago, I was alerted to a dating situation that I never knew I was in. A friend alerted me to an interesting conversation in which one of our guy friends told her he and I dated two years ago. This, of course, was not true at all and unfortunately my friend’s strong will to maintain the truth was completely dominated by his unwavering tone.
Did he and I used to hang out all the time? Yes, but never alone and always at the bar. Which makes me wonder – when did hanging out at the bar, playing pool with a group of people turn into dating? Did I miss something? A date usually consists of one (or a mixture) of the following: dinner, coffee, movie, going to the mall, hiking, going to the aquarium, etc. And these dates are usually done with you and the other person only. Speaking of, a person you are dating is usually someone you’ve touched, kissed, or at least fondled, if not had sex with. Apart from a hello/goodbye hug or a high five, I have never touched the guy. Not that I didn’t want to, but he was in a fucking relationship, which brings me to my next point – how could I be dating a guy if he’s in a relationship? It just doesn’t make sense.
Boyfriend Pillow Takes The Inflatable Doll To A Whole New (And Creepy) Level
Posted by: becausewereawesome on: January 19, 2011
- boyfriendpillow.net
Have you seen this thing???
I nearly lost my shit when I saw this pick of the “boyfriend pillow”. What has the world come to? Are people that desperate for some man lovin that they’re resorting to pillows of all things to satisfy their cravings? Whatever happened to eating mounds of chocolate or gallons of ice cream…or drinking until you blackout and pass out naked, alone, in your bed…or spending some quality time with yourself (wink!)…or calling that guy who’s a 5 out of 10 in looks, a 6 out of 10 in bed, but always down?
I was trying to think of the type of person that buys this kind of crap and immediately thought of the movie “Serendipity”. Lame, I know, but it’s the perfect reference. Remember when Kate Beckinsale and Molly Shannon are in SF at Molly’s Zen store and there’s this overweight/slightly unfortunate looking woman that seems like she hasn’t been touched by a man in about 20 years who’s asking about the Romeo candles or whatever the hell candle it was?? THAT’S the kind of person who would buy something as perverted as this pillow.
So for any of you ladies out there that are considering purchasing one of these pillows, do yourselves a favor (for all of us, baby) – take a shower, hike up that skirt, put on some makeup, call your friends and get your asses to the bar so you can hang out with some real, living and breathing men. I highly doubt it’s that hard for a girl to find her own manwich these days.
Helloooooo WordPress!
Posted by: becausewereawesome on: January 14, 2011
For all of those that loved us on Blogspot, you’re going to love us even more on WordPress.
We’re ready to share more of our crazy encounters with you, despite how embarrassing they might be.
First off, Happy 2011! I don’t know how you felt about 2010, but I personally hated it and am looking forward to the New Year. Maybe this year will be better. Maybe 2011 is the year where I possibly find an attractive man (with a college education, real “big kids” job, that’s physically fit, tan, 6’2” and doesn’t live at home with his parents) – Mom would be so proud.
So not sure if you do this, but I made a little list of New Year’s Resolutions (really, to-dos) to help me get through what will most likely be another 12-month struggle to stay afloat in this challenging but oh-so-much-fun thing we call life.
